It is a dark and stormy evening. Lightening flashes across the skies and mountains are rampant with the base-drum rumble of thunder. The Collies are lying under the desk panting with barely concealed anxiety, and Tyke is gasping asthmatically by the side of the filing cabinet in naked terror. Yorick is curled up on the only comfortable seat in the study with a look of bored disdain on his face.
|Yorick wearing his 'wot you think you looking at face'|
rather than the bored disdain look . . . .
- A phizzing click (or perhaps a clicking phizz) of infinitesimal duration
- A tremendous bang that echoes in my chest and is mirrored in every door and window in the house
- Another slightly longer click
- A gasp from Tyke the fat Staffie cross
- A flash from across the road as the pole mounted transformer blows up in a roman candle shower of metal
- Yorick stiffens so that every fibre is taught and his tail is thrice its normal svelte size
- The lights go off; the computer goes off
- There is a warm familiar electric smell of burning plastic.
Hallo Summer! Season of violent electrical storms and the death knell of any electrical appliance stupid enough to remain plugged in to the mains.
I sit back and try to be stoical – after all this is nothing unusual. I could check out how Marcus Auraliaus would perhaps have dealt with the situation – but of course cannot, because not only is there no power, the down-load was not completed. The curse of the information age is that you need good old fashioned 19th Century power.
And the IT age is wonderful is it not? I am not addicted to Facebook – but I know many people who are.
MeI would just like to annonuce that my cat now has 37 genuine facebook friends (well mostly genuine) of his own. What does that say for the power of social networking? And if you are not a friend of his . . . . is life worth living?
|The contemplative look - his best profile|
YorickIt would help if you spell "annonunce" properly . . ..
And what’s more he’s not afraid to use the spell checker either.
Anthony SWell done to your cat. I've been trying to get my dog to use FaceBook, but he's sold on MySpace.
Kiki Mthot I wud add a witty comment, but Yorick clean blew the funny outta me...! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Oh man!
Yorick missed this one because I think that he would have had a dictionary fit . .
This exchange was clearly promoting some searching thought .
Anthony Squick cat quote... "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
|Portrait of a Cat howling at the mid-day sun. We haven't|
quite worked out the essence of vampirism yet.
YorickYou damn right about that Mr. S
And there he is again, sneaking in a quick comment behind my back. Obviously got hold of the home help's laptop. It’s all fun of course but I do have a sneaking fear that it might just get out of hand –
MeThe fear is of course that the cat will end up with more friends than me. Fat chance!
YorickWatch this space . . . . . . .
The advice flows in.
Candy V-ORemember Steve - dogs have masters, cats have staff. Cats are only here to keep us in our place! I shall toady up to Yorick in a bit....
MeCandy I know, I know. I am just the secretariat. I look over my shoulder and Yorick is curled up on the only comfortable chair in the study, secure in the knowledge that when I've gone to bed he will, behind my back, respond in (un)kind. Its a real bugger being a pet!
|Essential reading for the modern Cyber Cat|
Olivia R-II'm sure the only reason Yorick doesn't have more friends, Steve, is that he's rejected most applicants as hopelessly unworthy. Those of us who made the cut are the creme de la creme.
MeOh I know Olivia. He is however being seduced by random angst ridden teens from places like deepest rural Idaho or Oklahoma who can't understand why the F... their parents called them "Yorick" and seem to want answers from the wider Yorick community. I suspect that when they read Y's profile they might get an inkling of the extent of his humanness though - 'cos he never hears from them again!
This last bit was a bit of a shocker I have to admit. Stranger than fiction I know – but there are hoards of young men out there who have been saddled with the name Yorick and have no inkling as to the nobility of the label. It’s not the guys from France or Greece who are clearly happy in their Yorickness, it’s the poor saps from the American mid-west. The guys from the vast conservative cereal cropping bible belt who cannot understand why they are not called “Reuban”, or “Easau”, or “Jacob”, or any of the myriad other names the good book has on offer.
I can just picture the conversation –
“Yorick? Who is Yorick then?”
“Well son he’s a fictional character in a play about an unreliable Danish Prince. The character is a dead Elizabethan Jester who makes a fleeting appearance with a couple of grave diggers. He has no lines and adds absolutely nothing to the story line. In fact there is little opportunity for even the most inventive director to flesh out (as it were) the character in any way.”
”Get aht’ ‘a here!”
“No really. And as soon as you were born we felt that you were the embodiment of all his attributes. You was born to be a Yorick son and you’r Ma ’n Me, we’re mighty proud of you Son.”
Little wonder that with such identity crisis piled on top of “normal” adolescent anxiety the face book pages were getting a little steamy. In fact we (I admit to some editing on behalf of Yorick who does lose interest fairly quickly) had to ditch one namesake after public requests for advice on how to score with girls. And I had to ditch another one from San Francisco (where else!) who was offering graphic advice on how to score with boys!
Does anyone know of an exclusively feline social networking site? Pending which of course I suppose you could befriend him - or this this "reverse trolling"?